- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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