How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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