why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Fart

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What is more worse than death? Death

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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