- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

whats white and looks like paper paper

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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