- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's blue? The sky.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Your mother is average.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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