- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Nero, sure you are okay?

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

you first

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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