What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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