Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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