- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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