- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke