- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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