- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Black people.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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