Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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