- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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