Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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this site is an antijoke

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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