Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

hi dave

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

I hate blackniggers

MOOOOOOOOOOO

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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