What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Black people are the scum of the earth

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

This is an anti-joke.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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