What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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