What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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haha

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Anti Joke

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