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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

all your base are belong to mark

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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