Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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