What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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