how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

My love life

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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