- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Pineapple.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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