- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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