Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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which one is easiest

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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