- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is the difference?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

This statement is false.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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