- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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