- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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