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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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