What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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