- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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