- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

The Earth is a nice place to live.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

cats are pussies

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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