why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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