- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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