What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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You have friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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