- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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