What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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