- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A black student graduated High School

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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