Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A russian gives away vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops