- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

yolo your orange looks orange

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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