- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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