I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A guy walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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