Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Are you a tree

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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