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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Knock knock

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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