Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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so the weather's nice...

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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whats black and large -me

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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