What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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I <3 Hitler

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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