Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Womens rights

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Do you like fishsticks No

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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