What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

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