What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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well now

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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